The 25 Bro Codes for the Urban Men

  1. It is never okay for a man to sample food from his buddy’s plate.TheFineMen - Joey doesnt share food.gif
  2. When in pursuit of the same woman, if your friend calls a shotgun first, you back down.                                                      giphy.gif
  3. No man should denounce the entire man race publically to garner favour from women.
  4. Do not ever bring your wife or girlfriend to Guy’s Night Out. Evergiphy (1).gif
  5. Be a Wingman when required. YRXbwAT.gif
  6. Never sleep with your friend’s ex-girlfriends,  mother or sisters.                                                                                  NO NEVER!
  7. Keep your lips sealed about a friend’s infidelity. It’s none of your business.                                                                  giphy (2).gif
  8. Never criticise a man’s wife, fiancé or long-term girlfriend in front of him.   giphy (3).gif
  9. It is never okay to take a man’s vehicle for a spin without his permission.
  10. You never leave a game until the final whistle.
  11. A man doesn’t say what happened at the bachelor’s party.
  12. If you’ve known a guy for more than 30 days, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
  13. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
  14. If your bro is single, setting him up with your girlfriend’s friend is a must.
  15. Don’t take a sip from another man’s drink.
  16. When you first meet your friend’s new girl, act like she’s all he ever talks about.
  17. If a friend calls you from jail, you have to be the one to bail him out.
  18. Never take your friend’s last beer.
  19. If you’re the best man at his wedding, you must get a stripper for the bachelor party, no matter what he says he wants.
  20. Player 1 belongs to who owns a console
  21. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home
  22. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man’s responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.
  23. Men will invite other men to Man Law
  24. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup
  25. You must always have other bro’s back.

 

Rushabh Thakker|TheFineMen

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